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I don't make the rules.
Yeah. I had a feeling you were snooping on my computer.
The Shimeji-ee.jar file requires Java to run. It's basically a little desktop buddy. Now I can infect your computer...since you've so graciously infected mine.
NOTE FROM HANDLING AGENT:
Shimeji-ee.jar is not a malicious file. Shimeji's are old-school desktop buddies that walk along your taskbar and climb on your windows. Over time, they will duplicate. After running the jar file, simply right click on the desktop buddy for an option to close.
The Shimeji-ee.jar file requires Java to run. It's basically a little desktop buddy. Now I can infect your computer...since you've so graciously infected mine.
NOTE FROM HANDLING AGENT:
Shimeji-ee.jar is not a malicious file. Shimeji's are old-school desktop buddies that walk along your taskbar and climb on your windows. Over time, they will duplicate. After running the jar file, simply right click on the desktop buddy for an option to close.
AGENT KOY
HANDLER X
FISSURE
NAME:
KB-3
ALIAS:
KOY BOI
AGENT NUMBER:
0101-3
FISSURE:
FZ28_750173-82_656612
FACILITY ROOM:
33A
CAPTURED:
TRUE
ASSESSED:
ONGOING
KB-3
ALIAS:
KOY BOI
AGENT NUMBER:
0101-3
FISSURE:
FZ28_750173-82_656612
FACILITY ROOM:
33A
CAPTURED:
TRUE
ASSESSED:
ONGOING
On X-X-XXXX, A fissure broke loose off the west coast of FL. Containment was swift and facile.
However, a single emersion occured revealing a specimen of human/reptilian-like quality.
Containment of said creature was difficult. Records for this individual can be found below.
CONTAINMENT RECORDS:
INTERVIEW 1:
EXPLOIT ASSESSMENT:
WORK PROGRAM DOCUMENTS:
VOLUNTEER ASSIGNMENTS:
THREAT LEVEL ASSESSMENT:
Containment of said creature was difficult. Records for this individual can be found below.
CONTAINMENT RECORDS:
INTERVIEW 1:
EXPLOIT ASSESSMENT:
WORK PROGRAM DOCUMENTS:
VOLUNTEER ASSIGNMENTS:
THREAT LEVEL ASSESSMENT:
IMAGE REDACTED
NAME:
[ REDACTED ]
AGENT NUMBER:
[ REDACTED ]
SENIORITY:
[ REDACTED ]
[ REDACTED ]
AGENT NUMBER:
[ REDACTED ]
SENIORITY:
[ REDACTED ]
ALL INFORMATION REGARDING KOY'S HANDLER HAS BEEN REDACTED FOR VOLUNTEERS AT THE BEHEST OF AGENT X.
PLEASE REFER TO YOUR VOLUNTEER MANUAL FOR MORE INFORMATION REGARDING REDACTED INFORMATION.
CONTACT INFORMATION:
[ REDACTED ]
CONTACT INFORMATION:
[ REDACTED ]
FISSURE: FZ28_750173-82_656612
STATUS: ELIMINATED
SPECIMENS: 1
STATUS: ELIMINATED
SPECIMENS: 1
THIS INFORMATION HAS BEEN REDACTED.